The 2000 Bad Sex Award winner:
Now. Yes. Brupt, he rises, turns her over, flips her white body. Her small white body. She is so small and so compact, and yet she has all the necessary features … Shall I compare thee to a Sony Walkman, thou are more compact and more … She is his own Toshiba, his dinky little JVC, his sweet Aiwa. Aiwa, she say as he enters her, Aiwa, aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwaaaaaaaahhh.