Andrew Orlowski of The Register:
“Every one of our competitors tries to sell technology to customers,” he paused - “… but not one of them gwana-gwana-gwana-gwana“
He didn’t say that - that’s just what it sounded like. In fact he said: “… but not one them meets customers needs for an end-to-end solution.” The gwana-gwana was the result of my attention wandering for a moment. How long? I don’t know. A few seconds, I guess.…
Now, meeting your customers’ needs is a laudible aim, roughly on a par with the goal of not crashing your car on the way to work in the morning. It’s hardly necessary to say, and even less necessary to report.