Through the power of Google, I stumbled across two messages I sent to different listservs on consecutive days back in 1994, using my first email account: cheeseydog@aol.com. I remember sending this one to a homebrew mailing list (no one replied). But not only is this message unfamiliar to me, I also have no recollection of ever belonging to a Koine Greek listserv. This was probably just a matter of days before I withdrew from seminary (if not showing up for any more classes counts as "withdrawing"), so these two messages form sort of a bridge between my bitter struggle with Koine Greek and my lusty embrace of fermented beverages.