The Surrealist Compliment Generator: "The ocean's foam matches the froth of hair streaming through your lips.... Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils."
The Register: Apple exec refused 'Kill Dock' bribe…
How long before the Dock becomes like Microsoft's Clippy the Paperclip - an emblem so widely loathed that Apple's only chance of redeeming its human-interface reputation is to stage a public execution?